2008.12.17 12:02:51

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sweet → The Rules

- The Female makes the rules.

- The Rules are subject to change at any time without notification.

- No male can possibly know all the rules.

- If the Female suspects the male knows the Rules, she must immediately change the Rules.

- The Female is never wrong.

- If the Female is mistaken, it is a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

- The male must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

- The Female may change her mind at any time.

- The male must never change his mind without the written consent of the Female.

- The Female has the right to be upset or angry at any time.

- The male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

- If the Female has PMS, all the Rules are null and void.

- The male is expected to mind read constantly and act accordingly.

- Any attempt to document the Rules could result in actual bodily harm.

- The male who doesn’t abide by the Rules can’t take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

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